Big Dice (Song parody)

Big Dice
(Parody Lyrics by W. Scott Grant/To the tune of Big Balls by AC/DC)
March 2016

When I’m talking RPG society
God’s gift to GenCon notoriety
And I always fill my dicebag
The games are never small
The fanzine pages say I’ve got
The biggest dice of all

I’ve got big dice
I’ve got big dice
They’re such big dice
And they’re rolling big dice
And he’s got big dice
And she’s got big dice
But we’ve got the biggest dice of them all

My dice are always rolling
My dicebag always full
And everybody rolls and rolls again
If my dice are on the table
No to-hit rolls are ever higher
Everybody says I’ve got
Great Dice of Fire!

I’ve got big dice
Oh I’ve got big dice
They’re such big dice
Rolling big dice
And he’s got big dice
And she’s got big dice
But we’ve got the biggest dice of them all

Some dice are rolled for movement
And some for random quests
But when they’re rolled for combat
They’re the dice that I like best
My dice are always rolling
To the left and to the right
It’s my belief that my big dice
Should be used in every fight

We’ve got big dice
We’ve got big dice
We’ve got big dice
Rolling big dice
And he’s got big dice
And she’s got big dice
But we’ve got the biggest dice of them all

And I’m just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Dungeons and Dragons, GURPS, D20

But we’ve got the biggest dice of them all

Dice Tower
Dice Tower
Dice Tower
Dice Tower

 

I don’t remember if I posted this before, so if I have, I apologize! 

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