25 on 6 d4 (Song Parody)

25 on 6 d4
(Parody lyrics by W. Scott Grant/To the tune of 25 or 6 to 4 by Chicago)

Waiting for late Saturday
Got my dice, we’re gonna play
In the dungeon, I cast my spell
Magic Missile, I know it well
Splattered orcs across the floor
Twenty-Five on Six D Four

Marching boldly in its place
Evil dragon, face to face
Wanting just to stay alive
Hit point damage down to five
Should I try to cast one more
Twenty-Five on Six D Four

Feeling like I ought to run
Fire breath burns like the sun
Wanting just to get away
Will I see the light of day?
Twenty-Five on Six D Four
Twenty-Five on Six D Four

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