Dungeon Master Strut

Y’all get a rare two-fer from me… This parody has been brewing in my head for a few days so I finally sat down and wrote it out. Enjoy!!!!

 

Dungeon Master Strut
(c) W. Scott Grant
July 16, 2018 9:35 am
Parody of Stray Cat Strut by Brian Setzer (Stray Cats)

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Black and white t-shirt in the basement room
Lights are dim to enhance the gloom
I’m the dungeon master and I don’t care
Come experience my setting if you dare

DM strut, I’m a crafty guy
I’ll play the casanova or the dragon fly
Roll my dice for the natural crit
Join my table, let’s get down with it

Hey, don’t split the party!

I don’t balance encounters well
I set up the minis, prepping for a fight
Enjoying the shocked looks staring at the sight
Rolling initiative while the players cry
Red dragon breath and the characters fry
I smile when their attack rolls miss by a mile
Cause I got DM class and I got DM style

I don’t balance encounters well
I set up the minis, prepping for a fight
Enjoying the shocked looks staring at the sight
Rolling initiative while the players cry
Red dragon breath and the characters fry
I smile when their attack rolls miss by a mile
Cause I got DM class and I got DM style

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