© W. Scott Grant
November 3, 2002 10:57 pm
Today I looked into my crystal ball
And I saw my future.
Then I spread out the cards
And read the path set for me.
I looked among the stars to see
My divine prediction.
I consulted my palm
And saw my life spread before me.
Then I cast the bones
Which decided fate for me.
Since all these told me the same news
I called the Psychic Hotline for advice.
So, what did they tell me?
What did they say?
My future is in my hands. Mine alone.
I must decide what I must do.